STAND UP COMEDY
9 to 5’s are so boring they’ll make you excited you get to wear jeans to a party
Just realized that no one besides Meryl Streep has the name Meryl
My newest hobby is to google a celebrities age, realize that I’m a year older than them and then eat sour patch kids until I throw up
Friend: You look so skinny Me: Thanks! Do you mind texting that to my mom???
CALL ME !